a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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hello

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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