What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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