- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Your face

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

My dad

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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