- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Knock knock

wots brown and smells like shite shite

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's the difference between a duck?

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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