What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

where's mom I killed her

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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