What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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