- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Nickleback.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Poker? I barely even know her.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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