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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Women's Rights.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

womens rights

Justin Bieber

A blind man watches TV

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