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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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