- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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