You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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