What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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