how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

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