A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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knock knock who's there? faith

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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