- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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