- Anti Joke

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side