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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Ron Paul for President!

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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