- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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