- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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