- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Womans baksetball...

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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