Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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I am dyslexic

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