- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

I grunt when I poop.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Refrigerator

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

ded on boomer and aodddan

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

hey, my names mark.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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