- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sober Irish individual.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

This is funny.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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