Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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The WNBA

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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