Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

i just wrote this so hard

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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