- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Women's rights

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

your mum

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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