- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Your face

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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