how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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