- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Dance is a sport

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Sarah Palin

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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