- Anti Joke

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- slam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

knock knock who's there? faith

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison