why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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<=3 penis

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