A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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