- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

noah is a scrub jungle

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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