Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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