- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

split your ass cheek

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Chuck Norris.

Black people

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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