what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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knock knock come in!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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