your social life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Wenis Penis

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Cliterus

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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brittney griner

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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no pun intended

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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hi anti joke

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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