How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

why was the man sad? his wife died

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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