- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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