My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Justin Beiber

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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