- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Catholicism.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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