- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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