- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

knock knock who's there ?

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