- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

women's rights

Nickelback.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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