Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Reading books

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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