What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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