Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Anti Joke

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