What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Today is March 22.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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knock knock whos their a person

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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