Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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