- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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