What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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The Game.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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MySpace.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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