What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

"Knock knock" Come in!

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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