whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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