- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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