How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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split your ass cheek

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Anti Joke

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