What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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