- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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