why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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heat!

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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