- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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