Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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david poredos

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Republicans

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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