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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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