To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Female rights.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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penis

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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