Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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