What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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