oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Donald Trump

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

did you stub your toe?

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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