- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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