- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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