- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

i like it in the mouth

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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