- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

OOOOPPS /

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Your face

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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