- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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