I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Nuneaton..

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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